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Joke of the Day

"""Dad Is that a killer whale?"" ""No son thats an orca"" ""Oh. Well what's a killer whale?"" ""U see that whale that's covered n tats & smokin weed"

"I moved to Australia, I've never been so appreciated! I've had so many offers to ""Get F**ked!""... I have the pick of the litter!!"

"It's difficult to be romantic when your dog always eats the trail of McNuggets leading to the bedroom."

"Coffee so hot you pretend not to notice it when you're out with your wife."

"Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it just becomes a soap opera."

"White girl frustrated in the 1700's: ""I shan't even"""

"What's a pirates favourite letter? Ye think it be the R, but 'tis the C."

"Me: NO! Him: What? I haven't even said anything Me: Oh, you looked like you were about to"

"Scientists are cloning John Lennon.. What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons? Imagine all the people.."

"English: i before e, except after c. Science: Ummmm, No."