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Joke of the Day

"Constipated Mathematician Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vesti-gator!"

"What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast? Head Russian..."

"*calls lost & found* Me: Have you seen my patience? L&F: Hold on a second. Me: *click*"

"Did you know your amazing human body actually drink lava!?! Only once though....."

"I quit drugs, and it made everyone happy. Except for my lamp. It won't talk to me anymore."

"How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just shoot the room for being black."

"I went on an extreme camping trip... It was in tents."

"Roses are red, Violets are blue... Pornhub is down, your facebook will do ( )"

"A real Don Juan has to dress not only tasteful but also very quickly."