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Joke of the Day
"*calls lost & found* Me: Have you seen my patience? L&F: Hold on a second. Me: *click*"
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"What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife? I don't know."
"What would you call a 90 year old hooker? Ho-spice"
"What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies? The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts..."
"A truck just flipped a dead squirrel onto my windshield and it's stuck in my wiper. I guess I don't have to stop to get supper tonight."
"What do you call a retarded five year old chained to a slab with his asshole lubed up? ""Daddy."""
"As soon as they heard the flush, my phone interview took a drastic turn."
"What did the mexican get on his SAT's? Taco crumbs"
"I just lost my virginity!!!! April fools *sob*"
"A Man's Biggest Hope Most men hope they will marry a nymphomaniac. The problem is, that after a few years, the nympho leaves but the maniac is still there."