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Joke of the Day

"The United States has such bad luck It's almost as if it was build on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds."

"Oh, you hate your job? There's a support group for that. It's called ""Everybody"", and we meet at the bar."

"Alcohol and calculus don't mix... ...never drink and derive."

"On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Ladin, how good was my hiding spot??"

"TIFU by calling a flight attendant a stewardess. Man did he get pissed off."

"Do competitive origami artists ever fold under pressure?"

"I was talking to a record producer at the urinals and now I've got a number 1 on my hands"

"Americans: Iran and Iraq are countries, not Apple products, so say their names properly."

"African scientists are saying people who died of Ebola are coming back to life... But thats ridiculous, every one knows theres no such thing as african scientists."

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