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Joke of the Day
"Alcohol and calculus don't mix... ...never drink and derive."
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"Old joke, now with new offensive punchline. My grandfather died at Auschwitz. He had a heart attack while raping a 12 year old Jewish girl."
"What bank do birds open accounts with? The one with the most branches!"
"The Cleveland Browns Title says it all"
"Did you hear about the Buddhist Viking? He believed he'd be Bjorn again"
"My girlfriend told me that if I ever cheated on her, it would be worse if it was with a black girl. I told her she was wrong. It'd only be three-fifths as bad."
"My sweatpants just greeted me at the door like a loyal dog."
"Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night? A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car."
"two muffins were in an oven. one muffin turns to the other muffin and says ""its hot in here "" the second muffin turns to the first muffin and says "" holy shit a talking muffin"""
"That's disgusting! Where did you learn to do that?! Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's"