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Joke of the Day

"What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up? I can't feel my face when I'm with you..."

"In my opinion, reflex testing is pointless. I just don't find any value in knee jerk reactions."

"Recently I'm having a lot of bad dates! I've to try grapes now!"

"What type of trees do chickens grow on? Poul-trees"

"My lift to work was late to arrive at the train station, so I killed the driver... ...I thought it was fair but some said it was a loco-motive"

"""We have to get together sometime!"" is a great way of saying, ""I regret running into you."""

"Hit on the Head by I. C. Stars"

"Arab man gets on a bus and a Jewish woman scoffs and pinches her nose.... Arab says, youve got the problem lady, Ishmael good *OC, Dont hate, probably not as bad if you verbalize it."

"According to the law it's not appropriate to put a bounty on my boss. I actually thought it showed great initiative and leadership."

"I don't know about you, but I always watch my garage door go all the way down in case a murderer tries to roll in at the last minute."