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Joke of the Day

"Hit on the Head by I. C. Stars"

"Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure, they're very scent-imental! "

"When one door closes another one opens. ... Or you could just re-open the closed door. Because that's how doors work...!!"

"Why do you keep saying flail? Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train."

"Her: Let's read your horoscope... Do you believe in astrology? Me: No. That's such a scam. Well, at least that's what my psychic says."

"How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb? Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad."

"the sightings of bigfoot we're actually of yo momma because she's so damn hairy."

"Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon? She would always let it go."

"Since 3D is so popular, all my tweets will be in 3D from now on. But you have to supply your own glasses."

"Why does Donald Trump take women out on his yacht? Because of the implication."