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Joke of the Day

"My lift to work was late to arrive at the train station, so I killed the driver... ...I thought it was fair but some said it was a loco-motive"

"What do you call a female android? Synthia Lmao"

"""If Trump wins I'm moving to Canada"" So people fleeing their country from political crisis isn't OK unless it's the USA..."

"The longest joke in the world Friend showed me this: http://longestjokeintheworld.com It's definitely worth the patience of not skipping to the end"

"I wish I was poor one day in my life... Because being poor everyday sucks..."

"It's pretty amazing that I'm able to balance my two kids, my career as a doctor, and my pathological lying!!"

"The year is 2089. Toasters are made clear now and no one burns toast or bagels. Crime is at 0%"

"What did the man say to the suffocating clown? You've got to be choking"

"There are only two things certain in life death, taxes, and people who can't count."

"What's a metaphor? Winning the game tournament!"