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Joke of the Day
"In my opinion, reflex testing is pointless. I just don't find any value in knee jerk reactions."
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"Boy: My love for you is like counting the stars.. Girl: Oww, Infinite? Boy: Nope, Pointless .."
"Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair."
"What size bed comfortably fits a married couple? Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch."
"Police found the neighbourhood paedophile shot in the head 27 times. Authorities ruled it the worst case of suicide in a decade."
"What is a chemist's favourite restaurant? Rubidium's."
"What lives in the sea and yells? A clam shouter."
"One of my favorite things about Walmart: the impulse buy is no longer a breathmint, it's an entire rotisserie chicken."
"Q: Why do Polish names end in ""ski"" ? A: Because they can't spell tobbagan."
"I hate it when the neighbor's dog gets out because I accidentally pick the lock on their gate, leave it open, and put down a trail of food"