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Joke of the Day
"In my opinion, reflex testing is pointless. I just don't find any value in knee jerk reactions."
Next Joke
"It would be nice if Republicans and Democrats could work together to limit Nicolas Cage to 6 movies a year."
"A Muslim enters the United States Oh sorry thought it was still 2016."
"Retarded people They shouldn't even exist"
"How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same? They just can't help themselves."
"What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? *The taste.*"
"A baby seal walks into a club"
"What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain"
"After four years I finally had to buy condoms again. Stupid expiration dates."
"I had to go on two diets because one wasn't giving me enough food."