202508
Joke of the Day
"What type of trees do chickens grow on? Poul-trees"
Next Joke
"Why cant college students take exams at the zoo? Too many cheetahs"
"What's the difference between a nazi and a gay guy? 45 degrees of the wrist"
"if i was a klingon the first thing i would do is grow out my bangs"
"Women age like fine wine... In my basement"
"I Like My Bed Like I Like My Women Tight, neat, and wrinkle free"
"Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed razor blade? She gave herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, and circumcised three of the doctors on her shift."
"What do you call a cheating wife? a Jenny"
"As a purple faced man I long to meet a purple faced woman someday... Don't hold your breath"
"How do Jedi plan for retirement? With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out."