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Joke of the Day

"According to the law it's not appropriate to put a bounty on my boss. I actually thought it showed great initiative and leadership."

"What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell? A hum dinger !"

"AMA Request: Innocent, uneducated rapist"

"Worrying is so stupid. It's like carrying an umbrella waiting for it to rain."

"What's the most depressed thing in the bathroom? The toilet. It always takes all the shit."

"What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common? They don't want to pay for mods."

"I've done a lot of volunteer work for unwed mothers. Just helping them get their start."

"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're a teen."

"Trolling my FB friends by commenting ""Looking good ;)"" on solo pics of their husbands"

"I treasure my watch. This is my grandfather, who sold it to me on his deathbed."