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Joke of the Day

"I have a great HIPPA joke! But I can't tell you."

"Chuck norris is so fast that he can run around the world once and kick himself in the back of the head"

"A giraffe walks into a bar He says ""High balls on me!"""

"People who are genuinely surprised when politicians behave badly should be forced to wear helmets for their own protection."

"Did you hear about the kid who died in the school freezer? Apparently he was ""too cool for school""."

"Who Wears The Old Clothes Of Angela Merkel? Angela Merkel."

"Trinity: ""I really can't stay."" Neo: ""Baby it's code outside."""

"Who is this Rorschach guy and why does he have so many pictures of my parents fighting?"

"What is the difference between a fly and a bird ? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird !"

"Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist? Because he feels for everyone."