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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the kid who died in the school freezer? Apparently he was ""too cool for school""."

"I want to die drunk and peacefully like my grandfather Not like his 6 other screaming passengers"

"Girl, are you expansionary monetary policy? Because my Aggregate Demand is growing."

"Halal in the streets but Haram in the sheets. stole from a comment thread dont sue"

"Me: I've had this for 3 weeks & I'm still single! HomeDepot Clerk: ma'am, a stud finder is for the beams in your wall Me: that was unclear"

"What do fish smoke? Seaweed."

"One from france Do you know why 50% of women on earth will never have an orgasm? Well I can't be everywhere at the same time."

"I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor and think, ""I'd tap that."""

"Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming ""LIE TO ME""!"

"When I was a kid I made all of my toys watch Toy Story so that they knew I was on to them."