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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a fly and a bird ? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird !"

"How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty."

"Basically anything you buy at the hardware store looks like you're getting ready to take hostages."

"Never argue with someone who knows fancier words than you. Like 'responsibility'"

"Why do men finish first during sex? Because Adam came before Eve!"

"Coconut oil on my dry skin this winter has made me attractive to women. Problem is the chocolate from the Mounds bars is ruining my clothes."

"All mushrooms are edible. ...Once."

"Why does Mrs Pepper walk funny Cause Dr Pepper comes in a can."

"Why is sex during a camping trip so exciting? It's in tents."

"I know 3 people who are clinically insane: Me."