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Joke of the Day

"Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist? Because he feels for everyone."

"Ever tried to watch your own feet while running? Don't do it. It's trippy."

"I'm quite lazy, so I use my toes to pick things up from the ground... ...You could say my feet come pretty handy."

"Q: What's a tongue twister? A: When your tang gets all tongueled up."

"What do you call a zoo where the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog? A shitzu."

"It's hard to be naked and baked without wondering why the two words don't rhyme."

"Congratulations to my ice maker for winning my fridge's annual ""Ice Maker of the Year"" award for the 4th straight year!"

"kid doctor: [looking over charts] im not going to lie this is the worst case of cooties ive ever seen little girl: he said he'd been tested!"

"Do poodle owners realize they just bought a dog with a shitty 1980s white girl perm?"

"Did you know the right Woman can make you a Millionaire? You just have to start as a billionaire."