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Joke of the Day
"Who Wears The Old Clothes Of Angela Merkel? Angela Merkel."
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"Him: Mm girl, back that ass up. Me: Like on iCloud or something?"
"Algorithm Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did."
"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog... You know more about it, but now the frog is dead."
"I like dating chicks with kids, because snacks"
"What's the difference between American and Muslim teenage girls? It's illegal to fuck American girls when they're 12."
"Did you hear about the new Die Hard where Willis Infiltrates a Corrupt Nunnery? ""*Bad Habits Die Hard.*"""
"What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects? dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss"
"Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree? Because they're stuck up"