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Joke of the Day

"Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Joan of Arc Barbie ...comes with stake kindling and matches"

"What did the French stoner say? 80 blaze it"

"What do porn movies and disney movies have in common? Happy endings."

"How to trap a Bear. 1.) Dig a Hole. 2.) Put Peas around the Hole. 3.) Put ashes inside the Hole. 4.) When the Bear comes to take a Pea Kick him in the ash hole."

"Was out a drive with my dyslexic mate... I notice there's something not right. ""Can you smell petrol?"" I say ""Smell petrol?! I can't even smell my name"""

"No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a light saber."

"What is a sandwich on a ship? A sub-marine"

"What's the most terrifying gift your SO/Family can buy for you? Reddit gold."

"I bought some shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin all day"