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Joke of the Day

"How does an alien get back to his home planet? ayy lmao"

"A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat... The bartender yells, ""Hey, give that back!"""

"I just heard that there's going to be a Minecraft movie... ...it's gonna be a blockbuster."

"I know Karate... ...And like two other Japanese words."

"yo momma so fat when her name was the answer to a crossword clue, it was 10 spaces down and 10000 spaces WIDE!"

"The White House Correspondents' Dinner is ... just a big political party."

"Dropped my wallet today & a homeless guy chased me down to give it back. I was so moved I took out all of my money & gave him a free wallet."

"Why was the black man arrested? Good question."

"""I'm sorry, but are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting?"" -Fun way to confuse a waiter who just suggested a menu item"

"Math Poor kid asks his dad: ""Are we going on holiday this summer?"" Dad replies: ""50% yes, 100% no."""