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Joke of the Day

"What do somolian pirates use as weapons? Arrrrpg's"

"A Big Moron and a Little Moron Were on a Trestle The big moron fell off. How did the other stay on? He was a little more on..."

"Jokes about German sausage are the wurst"

"I was recently asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""in HD"" was the wrong answer"

"How many rioters does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything."

"'Here's a good book' said the sales assistant in the book shop to Mrs Monster. 'How To Help Your Husband Get Ahead.' 'No thank you' said Mrs Monster. 'My husband's got two heads already. . .'"

"A blind man walks into a bar... ...and a chair...and a table."

"Breaking up on Twitter: It's not @you it's @me."

"What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney."

"What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car? A *range rover*!"