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Joke of the Day
"Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) He's got bugs on his teeth."
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"I guess I now know what the Pope is giving up for lent."
"If the band Toto, drummer Tommy Lee & singer Marvin Gaye ever got together and made an album... ...I'm pretty it would be Toto Lee Gaye."
"There are two types of people in life Those that pee in the shower And Liars!"
"What did one bunny say to the other bunny? ""There's a sale on at the carrot store!"""
"My friend David lost his ID. Now we just call him Dave. well i'm bad at telling jokes"
"How do you know when your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.."
"A woman who sits on a judges lap... Get's an honorable discharge."
"Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?"
"Why are all ants British? Because they colonize."