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Joke of the Day
"There are two types of people in life Those that pee in the shower And Liars!"
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"I want to open a drinking establishment without any furniture. It'll be the best around, Bar None."
"What's a zombie's favorite weather? Brainstorms."
"My Dog I swear my dog thinks the floor in every room is the dinner table, every time I enter or leave a room she has to stand up."
"A man walks in on his wife, an English professor, having sex with his buddy. Honey! How could you! Well.. I'm surprised! She responds: *I'm* surprised. *you* are *astonished*."
"Why do Jewish men watch porn backwards? So they can see the hooker hand the money back."
"I have been trying to find a new hobby So lately i have been drag racing. I win most of the time, it's hard for them to outrun me in heels"
"Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because they like to climax at the part when the hooker gives the money back."
"*playing poker* *my opponent smirks* ""All in."" he says. *pair of aces* *I smile* *throws down a pair of Olsen twins* ""Full House."""
"""Creation science"" has the same intellectual heft as ""dragon anatomy""."