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Joke of the Day
"My friend David lost his ID. Now we just call him Dave. well i'm bad at telling jokes"
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"Don't have phone sex Because you'll get hearing aids"
"Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics? Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America."
"""My Heart Mustard Go On"" - Celine Dijon"
"A naked man covered head to toe in saran wrap goes to see a psychologist. He says, ""Doc, something's wrong. I think I'm going crazy!"" The psychologist replies, ""Well I can clearly see your nuts."""
"I like my women like i like my toilet paper. Soft, but not weak."
"You know what they say about corn? You only borrow it..."
"Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of local kids... I won!! No one's a match for me and my kettle."
"What is the difference between and joke and two dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."
"Coworker: Do you ever think about work at home? Me: I don't even think about work at work."