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Joke of the Day
"A woman who sits on a judges lap... Get's an honorable discharge."
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"How to solve issues with life expectancy The doctor has given me four months to live. I shot the doctor, The judge gave me 20 years. Problem solved"
"A man goes to the library and asks for a book on suicide the librarian says, sorry it looks like the last person never brought it back."
"A very busty woman whispers to me ""I want you to tell me if these look real"" my eyes widen, then she takes out pictures of the moon landing"
"What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls? Sparky."
"HELLO FELLOW HUMAN TEENS I HEARD THE COOLEST PLACE FOR US TEENS TO HANG OUT IS The Colossal Pillar of Wasp Eggs LETS GO DO NOT BRING WEAPONS"
"How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly? Electro*cute*"
"Paul Walker had to take some time off from the Fast and Furious series He was burnt out."
"What do you call a bunch of white guys and a one black man Court"
"I went into a Apple store and farted. The manger told me to leave. It's not my fault they had no Windows"