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Joke of the Day

"What's the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls, They're under a buck!"

"What is a buddhist's favorite pizza? One with everything"

"I forgot where I threw my boomerang. Oh wait.. It's coming back to me now."

"What has no eyes and four legs? No idea."

"The GPA is not my son... But I will raise it."

"Whenever I see a bored boyfriend following his girlfriend around while she picks out clothes to try on I whisper ""I'd never do that to you"""

"I don't understand why people always fight becoming a zombie or vampire. Both seem awesome because you don't have to have a job."

"My girlfriend said we can have sex on days that start wit ""T""... ...Tomorrow."

"[KK] Broken pencil Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? ... nevermind, there's no point"

"What does snowman have and snow women doesn't, snowballs."