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Joke of the Day
"""Name?"" queries the Starbucks barista. The almighty feathered serpent Quetzalcoatl only sighs."
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"why do JEWS have big noses ? air is free"
"Never let the printer know that you are in a hurry."
"I miss being in a relationship. Could 1 of you girls come over here and yell at me, treat me like shi t and not sleep with me? It might help."
"How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler!"
"My wife told me I needed to slow down on the alcohol... ...or better yet, stop driving altogether."
"Why do Jewish women love circumcisions? They'll get their hands on anything that's 10% off."
"Why did the Bloody Mary need a restraining order? Celery Stalks."
"What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? The corn farmer shucks between fits, whilst the prostitute fucks between shits."
"Turning off the downstairs lights and running upstairs so no one kills you"