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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years... ... then we met"
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"3:Mommy why do I have to wear a coat, it's not that cold out!? Me:So other Moms don't judge me and talk shit, Buddy."
"A white couple doesn't just simply 'have a baby' without posting a pic of them showing her growing gut every day for 9 months."
"Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people."
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"Hi, I'd like to order a baby ""Excuse me?"" It says here you deliver babies? ""Sir this is a hospital"" [vampire quickly hangs up phone]"
"Today I went to the protest The protesters aren't going to mace themselves"
"I spent the past 2 years looking for my girlfriend's killer But no one will do it"
"How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? Twenty-Juan"
"Have you heard of the new fishing net technology that is 300% more effective? cod damn it"