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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years... ... then we met"
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"Boy: Have u ever been fishing before Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!"
"Science joke An ion walks into a bar, ""Just you tonight, sir?"" ""No, I'm waiting on one more."""
"I should start a sandwich shop that only sells flatbreads. You'd be able to select your own fillings. I'll call it ""Pita this, pita that"""
"You can kiss a nun once, you can kiss a nun twice.... ...but don't get into the habit"
"Why aren't pigs invited to black tie events? Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!"
"Chick in front of me has 'Charley Horse' tattooed down the back of her leg. Cramp stamp."
"Are you a beaver? ...'cuz damn."
"How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb? Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw"
"Wow, bro you're genius. Yoo bro... I've cheated a taxi How ? I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away"