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Joke of the Day
"Oh, man. My grandma caught me texting my OTHER grandma and now things are super tense."
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"A woman is quick to reject a man that lives with his mother, but will accept a man that lives with his wife."
"Why aren't iPhone chargers called apple juice?"
"Donald Trump is a proof that internet comments can turn into a human and run for a president"
"Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken"
"[Bat symbol lights up Gotham's sky] ""Gordon needs me, the city needs me."" [Robin waving flashlight around] ""Oh wow look they need me too."""
"Why did the milking stool only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder"
"What do you call a shipping crate full of snails? Escargot."
"What do you call 5 black people having sex.. ...a threesome."
"The way I deal with my drinking problems is every time I want a drink I go to the gym. They have a bar there."