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Joke of the Day

"My best friend has been diagnosed with HIV ""Everything will be ok"", I said, ""just stay positive."""

"Why did Mickey get hit but Donald didn't Because Donald Duck."

"Really wish ""Forever 21"" would be honest and change name to ""Pushing 30"""

"Sweet potatoes are just regular potatoes that remember birthdays and anniversaries."

"bad scary film I was watching a really poorly done scary movie last night, it was horrorble."

"Looks like my prof is giving black friday deals too 50% off late assignments."

"Went out to find a spider in my car this morning. So disappointing. I really liked that car."

"A fellow worker just sent an all office memo: ""Has anyone seen my screwdriver? I really need my screwdriver!"" I wrote back: ""Meet me at the tool bar. I'll buy you a double."""

"What's black and sits at the top of stairs? A paraplegic after a house fire."

"I knew the psychic was a fraud the second she accepted my check"