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Joke of the Day
"Why one's dick can be only 11 inches long? Because if it's longer, it's called a foot."
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"Why are African Americans called Negroes? Because their dicks grow to their knees. Negro=knee grow"
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"I tried changing my Facebook profile to the tricolour French flag.... but I preferred the traditional All White French Flag"
"Horton Hears a who? Horton Hears a what? Horton Hears a huh? Horton hears a chicka chikca chicka chicka slim shady."
"If Donald Trump is elected president... there'll be hell toupee."
"The other day I got detained by the TSA.... Apparently they don't like it if you say ""Note 7,"" even if it is just a joke."
"A guy found his dog lying in a puddle of blood behind his house He rang the number for the emergency animal rescue. 'Is it moving?' they asked. 'Yes', he replied. 'It's quite emotional.'"
"My local police chief does a talk on heroin... So you can't understand any of it."
"I guess it was George Michaels...... Last Christmas."