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Joke of the Day

"The other day I got detained by the TSA.... Apparently they don't like it if you say ""Note 7,"" even if it is just a joke."

"You know what I like about high school girls? I will be back, rec time is over."

"*Shrek pre-production meeting* Producer: Do we have a name for the dragon yet Guy who named the donkey ""Donkey"": I was thinking Dragon sir"

"Mexicans and Muslims have a lot in common now... If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

"US Soccer Joke What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup? Ghana-RIO!"

"My girlfriend had a sexual fantasy to roleplay as a 14 year old in bed. I think it's pretty gross. Besides, she'll be 14 in 2 years anyway."

"What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house? Unstable"

"Yahoo news reports that Johnny Manziel was forced to sit in the middle seat of an airliner. I guess they should have let him fly the plane."

"I've invented a new word. Plagerism http://reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2oy5fe/i_made_up_a_new_word/"

"Chuck Norris caught all pokemons. With nokia 3310."