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Joke of the Day
"What is a parrot's favorite game ? Hide and Speak !"
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"It never ceases to amaze me that the little space between the driver's seat and the center console in my car will fit any object that can possibly be dropped, but will not fit a hand."
"What do you call it when homosexual congressmen have lunch together? A Federal Mandate"
"Never make fun of fat girls with lisps... They're thick and tired of it."
"I would tell a joke about Jehovah's witnesses... But nobody likes knock-knock jokes"
"Bruce Jenner Why don't more people call, Bruce Jenner, TransJenner?"
"Women these days.....some of their eyebrows looks like they are sponsored by NIKE."
"What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!"
"When I get in a crowded elevator I can't stop myself from trying to guess everybody's weight."
"How much does a German weigh? Teutons."