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Joke of the Day

"How does clickbait work? Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens? WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!"

"Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back? Because they will be at your funeral in spirit"

"When you think your man is being romantic but really he just doesn't have electricity."

"Haha, You're Gay. Go get married."

"A horse trots into a bar . . . with a 8 foot stringy greasy turd stuck in his butt, dragging along behind. Bartender stares down at the trailing choad, then looks up - ""Why the long feces?"""

"What did the survivor of cranial sodomy say to the police after the incident? ""At night when I close my eyes I can still hear them coming..."""

"Enable location? Seriously, Twitter? Have you met some of these folks?"

"Pat Sajak and Alex Trebek are scaling down a mountain with a group of hikers. However, one of the safety clips snap. Who's in jeopardy?"

"Have you heard about that hot Thai lounge singer? Yeah. They call him *Frank Sriracha.*"

"Did you hear that archaeologists discovered an unusual ancient Egyptian tomb recently? The body was preserved with chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be the tomb of Pharaoh Roche!"