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Joke of the Day

"*Good Will Hunting* Professor: are you the janitor who's been solving the math equations? me: [writing '80085' on every chalkboard] yes?"

"Hey look, Grandma! You made the cover of ""Didn't Make Me Any Cookies Weekly"" again. ""What good is she to anyone?"" it says."

"How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !"

"What is a grateful person's favorite number/letter combination? 10Q!"

"I approached a photographer and took his picture. He had me arrested.."

"I hate ""two-faced"" people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first."

"Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one and they'll use a non-disposable diaper too!"

"I still don't understand how finishing my food is going to save a starving child in Africa."

"What is skeleton? Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!"

"A canibal walks out of the restroom and looks to his friend... ...He then says, ""I shat the sheriff, but I did not shit the deputy"""