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Joke of the Day

"What did Kendrick Lamar say when Rihanna tried to unplug his VR headset? Bitch, don't kill my Vive."

"What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital? An Anne-Boleyn-ce."

"Three variations of ""Sir, we're mining too many useless minerals."" http://puu.sh/aTYoy/2e4a5f69b8.png"

"Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t."

"What did the tailor say after a job well done? There is nothing left too loose."

"My daughter refuses to play with her Ouija Board anymore because every time we play, it spells out CLEAN YOUR ROOM."

"What sort of a car has your dad got? I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas."

"Some guys think sweaters are sexy, but I don't like girls who sweat more than the usual amount."

"I was going to say a joke about Sodium. . But Na."

"What do rappers like on their burritos? Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out"