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Joke of the Day

"[family feud] Steve Harvey: Top 5 answers on the board, name a place you would plant evidence... Me: *buzzes first* EVIDENCE GARDEN"

"How in the hell do Chinese people see when they're high?"

"How do Muslims like their food served? Allah Carte"

"The asian girl I'm playing chess against is really hot, you might say she's worth a... *puts on sunglasses* ""Second rook"""

"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? just trying to fit in."

"I am 72% Jesus Jesus walked on water. Watermelons are 72% water. I can walk on watermelons. Therefore, I'm 72% Jesus."

"Chemistry Joke Potassium and Oxygen went on a date. It was OK."

"I was born a Catholic Which came as a big surprise to my parents who were both protestants. Source: Irish actor Michael Redmond (Fr. Stone in Fr. Ted) on 'An Irishman Abroad' podcast."

"There was an infantry man that rode horses for over 50 years. What was his name? Major Bumsore"

"Why do ducks look so sad? Because when they preen their feathers, they look down in the mouth."