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Joke of the Day
"I'm not good-looking enough to be this stupid."
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"aesop: man what you did was not cool. like imagine if a fox did what you did to me, and i was a goose. that makes it much clearer right?"
"I would never cheat in a relationship because that would require two people finding me attractive."
"[breakfast table] Me: Who killed the entire box of Lucky Charms? 8: Not me 9: Not me CEREAL KILLER: Not me either"
"I thought I might be pregnant. It turns out I'm just three months fat."
"If her age isn't on the clock, she is ready for the cock."
"A man asks the waiter: ""Why do you have your thumb on my steak?"" ""So I don't drop it again, Sir."""
"If the World Trade Center was in India.... Would the terrorist attack be on 7/11?"
"Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy."