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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a hotdog to dance? You put Mustard on the beat"

"A priest, an Imam, and a Rabbi walk into a bar... The bartender looks up and says: ""What is this, some kinda joke?"""

"Sexual Innuendo is really funny until you shove it down someones throat."

"Did you hear about the Italian chef? He *pasta* away."

"What's the worst thing about being a black jew? . . You gotta sit in the back of the oven"

"I hurt my back while cutting down a tree. Guess you could say I have lumber problems."

"""Sir, is this gluten free?"" The waiter nods happily ""Great,"" I shout as I collect gluten in a giant vat, ""I'm building a gluten fort!"""

"What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? A dictator."

"I went to the doctors with hearing problems... He said ""Can you describe the symptoms?"" So I replied ""Homers fat, and Marge has blue hair"""

"What's the most popular type of car in Turkey? Coupe"