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Joke of the Day

"My wife's credit card got stolen and she doesn't know how... I do, I've been praying for a financial miracle."

"What's a redneck's favorite kind of bread? Inbred."

"Why don't you have sex with a nameless man? Because no matter what you call him, he won't come. Edit: spelling"

"What does a Jew with an erection get when he walks into a wall? A broken nose."

"Photos: World's tallest man meets world's shortest man"

"I feel ripped off. I was with a bunch of kids today and not one of them said anything even remotely darndest."

"Did you hear the one about Donald Trump and the 7 pissing prostitutes? Because the real joke is CNN's journalistic integrity."

"How many feminist does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. 1 to screw it in, and one to suck my cock."

"If the wrong women weren't so tempting, then I'd probably be married to the right one by now. @MaleHonesty86"

"How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !"