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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a 20th century grammar nazi? Alt-Write"
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"I wonder how smart I'd be if my brain were as good at remembering anything as it is at remembering every humiliating thing I've ever done"
"As soon as the native american saw snow, he frowned and said I don't like the snow. It's white and it's on my land."
"What's Irish and sits by the pool? Paddy O'Furniture"
"I'm in a room with Trump, Hillary and a gun and I'm allowed to legally shoot one of them. Whoever lives becomes president. Who do I shoot? Myself."
"Jokes are like frogs... they die when you dissect them"
"If you're using public transport never give up your seat to an old lady... That's how I lost my job as a bus driver."
"I judge Usain Bolt based on his race All of his races, actually."
"If you love somebody, let them go. If they're smart, they'll keep going."
"Why can't cows do ballet? Because they lactose."