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Joke of the Day

"If you love somebody, let them go. If they're smart, they'll keep going."

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"American Politics"
"What if Harambe was shot by a time traveler trying to prevent Planet of the Apes"
"Door says push.. I pull.. If it says pull I push.. I'm ether a hardcore Rebel or I need glasses..."
"My love life."
"How many redditors does it take to send a letter? Three. One to post it, and two to repost it."
"I can't believe that they only taught us abstinence during sex ed! It's inconceivable!"
"How was Snoop Dogg murdered? Blunt force trauma."
"Daughter yells ""I love bananas, the bigger the better"". Wife and I laugh hysterically, Then I die a little inside."
"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms!!"