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Joke of the Day

"I'm in a room with Trump, Hillary and a gun and I'm allowed to legally shoot one of them. Whoever lives becomes president. Who do I shoot? Myself."

"I have kleptomania but when it gets bad, I take something for it."

"What did George Washington say to his men on March 3rd Tomorrow we march forth"

"Why did the man throw his watch out the window? He wanted to see time fly!"

"What happens when Jack in the box is not centered properly He becomes Jack off in the box."

"(: N poo Love, Australia."

"I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman Yeti still does"

"A man sued an airline company after they lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case."

"Superman's first love got into writing really sappy love poetry. This is why he left her and kicked her out of his house. He said to her, ""Lana Lang Leav! """

"Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain who was two hours late for work because the escalator got stuck?"