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Joke of the Day
"I judge Usain Bolt based on his race All of his races, actually."
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"What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire? ""My ears are burning!"""
"My boss just informed me its unprofessional to tell customers congratulations when they call in to change last name due to divorce."
"My editor told me I need to be more pithy, so I booked an appointment with a urologist."
"To avoid being eaten by zombies, go to Settings / Home Invasion Settings / Cannibalism / Brains, and then uncheck the ""tasty"" box."
"""Dad Is that a killer whale?"" ""No son thats an orca"" ""Oh. Well what's a killer whale?"" ""U see that whale that's covered n tats & smokin weed"
"Life is like a basketball... It has its ups and downs and is controlled by people that are taller and make more money than you."
"What's up? Some movie about an old guy and balloons."
"What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don't talk with someone in your mouth."
"What do you call a group of physicians with erectile dysfunction? Doctors Without Boners"