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Joke of the Day

"I wonder how smart I'd be if my brain were as good at remembering anything as it is at remembering every humiliating thing I've ever done"

"I asked God for a bike... ... but then realized that is not how God works. So I stole some kid's bike and asked God for forgiveness."

"What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland? A consonant."

"What is the difference between a strip club and a circus? At a circus has cunning stunts"

"So I opened an egg today and something came out. That's the yolk."

"Never judge a book by its cover Use the paragraph on the back instead.."

"The first modern porno was invented in 1648 by Jacoby Porno who thought people should have something to look at while they jacked off[1][2]"

"Why couldn't the snowman spend his money? Cause his assets were frozen."

"Q: Did you hear about the imaginary tree? A: It was mapleleaf."

"There was once a cowboy who walked into town wearing nothing but leaves. He was arrested for rustling."