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Joke of the Day

"As soon as the native american saw snow, he frowned and said I don't like the snow. It's white and it's on my land."

"I need the ""Viewer Discretion Advised"" voice to narrate my life."

"A man tried to write with a broken pencil... But it was pointless"

"TIL Amedeo Avogadro died of skin cancer. He never got that nasty mol checked."

"Did you know the first sniper was a Mexican? Juan shot, Juan kill."

"It's difficult being a dyslexic agnostic I'm never quite sure whether or not there's a dog"

"Windows - the only operating system that is compatible with all viruses."

"I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people... It needs more work."

"How do you get a homosexual man to have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt"

"Hitler had one hell of a speech writer. People called him the grammar nazi."