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Joke of the Day
"What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison? I feel like a kid again"
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"If I had 1,000,000 dollars, I would pay to have sex with your mom. And then I would invest the other 999,995 bucks."
"I told my girlfriend I wanted to try the orca in bed tonoght. I wanted to see how long I can last Tilikum."
"A joke finally containing original content Original content."
"Sardine Wife: ""What's wrong?"" Sardine Husband: ""I just need some space, Linda."" Sardine Wife: ""WHERE EXACTLY SHOULD I GO, KENNETH"""
"I swear my toddler yells at me in Vietnamese"
"Smart Friend My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."
"Someone literally said this in class Teacher: ""Half the world is a cess pool"" Student: ""The middle east isn't half the world"""
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two... just don't ask me how they got in there."
"Hey girl, are you a fan? Because you're obsessive and loud"