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"What do you call a gay French baker? A faguette"
"New virus Did you hear about the problems with the new Facebook game ""Kitchen Ville""? A virus has been hitting it hard, but it only deletes the cook ware. It is an E-Pan-Demic."
"What are the two types of people who love the words ""Who, what, when, where and why?"" English teachers and Alzheimer's patients"
"What do you call a blind German? A Not-See"
"Two duck hunters You know about the two duck hunters who were found dead in Texas? The lawyer for the defence says the accused acted in self defence and that the community says duck lives matter too."
"Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities by the hand of Chuck Norris that occurred during the making of the episode."
"How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb? Lulz!!! etc etc etc :-D"
"Why can't Sweden win a race? Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line"
"Wife asks his husband how many women he had slept with... Husband proudly replies, ""Only you darling!"" ""With the others I was awake..."""