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"Our dog runs away so much, I'm just going to spray paint our phone number on her side."
"If she boasts how adult coloring is therapeutic and has made her more tolerant and patient Hide her markers And wait..."
"What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move? Poll dancing!"
"Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everyone can roast beef"
"A man walks into a psychiatrist ...and says ""Doctor, help me! Im a wigwam and a teepee!"" The doctor says ""Son. Sit down and relax. You're two tents."""
"if potheads are lazy then why did I just go to my car to get a lighter?"
"Steve Buscemi always looks like he suffers from an intestinal parasite."
"If someone on your bus says ""my butthole is 28"", what do you think that means, exactly?"
"What's long, dark, hard and grotesque but very satisfying to beat? Bloodborne"