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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ? A flat fish !"
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"How do you get an iraqi woman pregnant? Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest."
"What's 9 + 10? Dix Neuf"
"""You haven't listened to a word I've said, have you?"" Always seems like a strange way for my wife to start a conversation with me."
"I think marriage is probably like having a business partner. No that's not true, probably weird if your business partner takes your kids"
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"Just got a job as a software engineer for the government! My career as a professional shit poster is really gonna take off"
"Sometimes I worry that pizza isn't a real sport"
"Honey, we should really think about becoming parents. I mean, we've already had the kids."
"I haven't been laid in so long that the Pope is laughing at me."