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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I worry that pizza isn't a real sport"
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"What did one nose say when the other nose said ""I love you""? ""Back achoo!"""
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"What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!"
"""When fat people finish eating their Popsicles, let's punish them with the taste of death."" --the creator of the wooden Popsicle stick"
"Donald Trump never seems to answer questions specifically. I guess the questions seem to trump him."
"Why can't you email jokes to a jedi? Because attachments are forbidden"
"I liked that new movie about the masseuse. It had a happy ending."
"we dont serve time travelers here A time traveler walks in to the bar."
"What's a 69er got in common with the mafia ? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."