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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Pakistani middle school and an Al Qaeda training ground? I dunno, I just fly the drone."

"The Dark Knight Rises.....a porn title that requires no alterations."

"What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? Ah dam!"

"Pampered Cow What do you get from a pampered cow?"

"How does the Pope pay for things online? Papal"

"Why didn't the polite coder get hired? The job required SASS"

"Knock! Knock....."

"What do you call a litter of Corgi puppies? A Corgisbord."

"Remember how they used to call Bill Cosby ""America's Dad""? No fucking wonder most of the country has daddy issues."

"What did transferred epithet tell hyperbole? Calm your tits, bro"