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Joke of the Day
"Why do Firemen have bigger balls than Policemen? Because they sell more tickets."
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"What do old people smell like? Depends."
"Customer: I think I've got a bug in my computer. Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise? Customer: Yes. Repairman: Then it must be a humbug!"
"I never got why nice guys don't get all the girls... I mean they do finish last, I thought girls liked that."
"There are few things I enjoy more than picking an argument with my girlfriend when she has the hiccups."
"What doesn't kill you, forces me to reload."
"OB-GYN My uncle is a very accomplished OB-GYN. He is also incredibly humble, when asked what he does for a living, he casually responds, 'I'm in the cervix industry. '"
"Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes? In the Walken closet."
"What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium"
"What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts"